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  "map_content": "The funniest thing about BTC isn't that it crashes.\r\nIt's that every time it crashes, a bunch of people rush out to say it's just prepping for the next bull run.\r\nIt's like a guy who gets slapped in the face every single day, and after each hit, he excitedly declares:\r\n\"Brothers, this means she's still got feelings for me.\"\r\nTwenty years ago, they said BTC was digital cash.\r\nThen they realized it couldn't actually function as cash.\r\nSo they switched to calling it digital gold.\r\nLater on, they realized gold at least has industrial uses.\r\nSo they pivoted to calling it a store of value.\r\nWhen even \"store of value\" started falling apart, it morphed into \"the ultimate settlement layer of civilization.\"\r\nThe real innovation of this thing has never been the tech.\r\nIt's the storytelling.\r\nEvery failure, swap out the name.\r\nEvery death, swap out the face.\r\nJust like a heavily made-up drag queen working the late-night streets.\r\nFrom afar, the promo shots look drop-dead gorgeous.\r\nGet up close, and that Adam's apple's bigger than yours.\r\nYou say, \"This isn't what you promised back then.\"\r\nAnd the believers get pissed:\r\n\"You're the one who misunderstood.\"\r\nOf course.\r\nIt's always someone else who misunderstood.\r\nTurning from digital cash into a Wall Street ETF? Someone misunderstood.\r\nGoing from anti-intermediary to relying on custodians? Someone misunderstood.\r\nShifting from anti-bank to becoming a product banks peddle? Someone misunderstood.\r\nThe BTC community's greatest skill is repackaging any failure as a win.\r\nA hooker cons you for one night.\r\nBTC cons you with a faith.\r\nThe saddest part? Plenty of folks are still posting on forums right up until their pants are around their ankles:\r\n\"Long term, this is bullish.\"\r\nWritten by S. Tominaga",
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